For those of you as old as I am (Nearly 30 now, sheesh.) You may remember that a site called newstoday.com used to have a jingle that played each and every time that you went to the site. Unfortunately they no longer have this awesome jingle. I was thinking that in 2008, we should bring back this fantastic practice of imposing audio on unsuspecting viewers. I've created a few jingles for humble submission to a few of my favorite websites.
Facebook.com: This is how I personally feel about Facebook. I have a strong suspicion that this is what Facebook was actually created for. Am I wrong? I mean, what else is it possibly good for?
Google.com: What else can be said about Google? This is the first place you go to when you want to search for anything, including grandfather clocks and midget porn.
Twittter.com: This jingle doesn't apply to all the people that I follow on Twitter. It's all those other people. I promise.
PitchforkMedia.com: They gave Beck's "Odelay" an 8.5 and Wico's "Sky Blue Sky" a 5.2. What the hell is wrong with you?
Univision.com: I didn't know anything about Univision's web site. I just thought this was funny.